Update to Where Am I: New Commanding Officer of the 83rd Precinct:

We have a new commanding officer at the 83rd - his name is Sergio Centa, and he's been in charge of the Brooklyn Heights precinct, the 84th - his career seems to follow Tolentino. Gonna be a little change of pace from guarding the scooters in Dumbo. Maybe he'll be less likely to harass local music venues and then brag about it on twitter.

"You Could Feed An Army on That"

Vegan Mujadarrah Sort Of 

This is a miracle food. It's vegan, it's beyond cheap, and it's easy. And it's a powerful fuel. The key is patience and water. Wait for it.

Lentils
Onion
Rice
Spinach

-salt/pepper
-cumin
-cayenne
-sriracha
-etc

Cook lentils in water on medium-high 15-20 minutes  - make sure the water is about an inch above the lentils - if in doubt, add a little more - if the water cooks off, add a little more

Add the same amount of rice as you did lentils and more water and cook until the rice is done - about 20 minutes - add water as needed

Meanwhile slice onion into thin rings and slowcook in oil on LOW

Then stir onions into lentil/rice mixture, mash it up. Season to taste. Stir in some fresh spinach leaves while it's still hot and they'll get nice and wilted but still be really flavorful. Top individual bowls with sriracha. The original calls for yogurt or sour cream, and I'm not a vegan myself, but I'm less and less into dairy and with sriracha it is bangin.